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HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN

1. Survey the area for about 1
week.

2. On the day of operation, wear
an oversized shirt.

3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the
owners will be gone to work or
indoors and the chicken will be
playing
outside happily.

4. Walk at the edge of the street
and let the chicken walk freely at
the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]

5. This is where you make the
grand move.

6. Dive like a goalkeeper and
grab the chicken by the head .
Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it inside your
oversized shirt under your
armpit like a Bible.

7. Move on as if nothing
happened. No looking back!
THANK-ME- LATER. December is around the corner ..

May God Bless PERE JAY WEST…

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