VAL JOKE!!! Finally the list of people that will be pregnant during valentine is out please check your name below

Finally the list of people that will be pregnant during valentine is out please check your name below:

Initari, Titi, Sugare, Ebiere, Joselyn, Rosemary,

Nkechi
Queen

Blessing
Eva
Stella
Elizabeth
Bose
Joke
Vivian
Jennifer
Taiwo
Bola
Toyin
Yinka
Jennet
Juliet
Ronke
Mercy
Fatima
Yemisi
Funto
Catherine
Gloria
Felicity
Bimpe
Sandra
Ranti
Loveth
Miracle
Blessing
Rejoice
Faith
Kemi
Favor
Angela
Flourish
Titi
Chichi
Omolara
Mary
Sophia
Bose
Linda
Ada
Jumoke
Banke
Success
Patience
Bimbo
Hannah
Jessica
Tina
Amaka
Winifred
Alice
Bunmi
Precious
Ifeoma
Oluchi
Viola
Lola
Funke
Titi
Yinka
Lade
Kike
Toyosi
Adeola
Tinu
Sola
Angel
Ebunlola
Yetunde
Itohan
Agbeke
Kofoworola
Aisha
Peju
Tejumade
Busayo
Busola
Nana
Nene
Doyin
Tonia
Joke
Rosemary
Lola
Mofol
Sayo
Folashade
Bimpe
Bukola

If you see your name congrats, you have been offered a 9 months course from February 14 to November, the second list will soon be out, if your name isn’t on the second batch, that means you’re already pregnant.
Thanks

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Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ?, Student reveal

When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it…

When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you’ve finished and did not see anywhere where it was required…

When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering…

When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on…

When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36.5% and your answer was 1800 …

When the other students asked for 4-5 additional answer sheets and You had two pages empty in the main answer sheet…

See where you have reached in life inspite of those moments…things are not permanent…enjoy life!…

This was our school days.
The best part was that we used to have the most innocent face to show at that point……

God bless Pere Jay West…

JOKE!!! HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN “MainNews.Blog

HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN

1. Survey the area for about 1
week.

2. On the day of operation, wear
an oversized shirt.

3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the
owners will be gone to work or
indoors and the chicken will be
playing
outside happily.

4. Walk at the edge of the street
and let the chicken walk freely at
the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]

5. This is where you make the
grand move.

6. Dive like a goalkeeper and
grab the chicken by the head .
Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it inside your
oversized shirt under your
armpit like a Bible.

7. Move on as if nothing
happened. No looking back!
THANK-ME- LATER. December is around the corner ..

May God Bless PERE JAY WEST…

JOKE: EDO AND A YORUBA MAN WERE BOTH DRUNK -MainNews.Blog

EDO AND A YORUBA MAN WERE BOTH DRUNK
EDO MAN. says to the other, “What a beautiful night… look at the moon.”

THE YORUBA MAN stops and look at his drunk friend, “You are wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun.”

They started arguing for a while when they came upon an IGBO drunk walking, so they stopped him.

“Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that’s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”

IGBO drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, “Sorry, I don’t live around here.”😀😀😂

JOKE: Statistical evidence showed that …We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth

Statistical evidence showd that …We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

> One billion are married already.

>130,000 are in the prison.

>70,000 are mentally ill.

That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:

>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like a trash…

Guys hope am making sense?